Place of Birth: Unknown
Current Residence: 388 Greenwich (Citi/Work)
Profession: Investment Banker aka “Glorified Consultant” aka “I had nothing to do with the recession, I swear.”
Favourite Footy Team: Carlton Blues and the Magpies
How did you get involved in footy?: Thought it was rugby.
What do you like most about footy?: Never knowing when I might be knocked unconscious.
Position: Everything but Ruck
Aspirations: Grow a foot and a half so that I can play ruck.
Favourite Drink: VB
Favourite Food: BBQ Shapes
Favourite Movie: Troll 2 (Yes, they made one and thought it deserved a sequel.)
Most Favourite Thing: Traveling, yet I still haven’t been to Vegas…
Random Piece of Info: That picture was taken 5 minutes into my first game ever, I love this game.

**Guarino is known to be confused for an Australian…or an American.  It just depends who you’re talking to.

Place of Birth: Tongala, home to the “Golden Cow”, the “most progressive” Dairy Centre in Oz. According to wiki also home to a recently opened ‘Donkey Retreat’ providing “care and shelter for abused, abandoned donkeys rescued throughout Victoria.” (Population, 1623)
Current Residence: With two cool chicks and a guy in Chelsea
Profession: Finance
Favourite Footy Team: The NY Pies
How did you get involved in footy?: Dad was coach of my older brothers junior team, so it was footy or roller-skate around the dairy with my big sister
What do you like most about footy?: Bus trips and the inevitable visit to ABC lounge
Position: Hidden somewhere down back
Aspirations: To receive a handball from Jimmy, or see him kick a drop punt
Favourite Drink: Milk (it’s not the same not out of the vat. And it is not a food)
Favourite Food: Mum’s chocolate pudding
Favourite Movie: Same as everyone’s, Old School
Most Favourite Thing: Vegas, poolside.
Random Piece of Info: When a little fella I was bitten by a dingo.

**Chris’ biggest regret in life is booking a Sunday flight back from Nationals this year.  Rookie mistake.

Place of Birth: Cowes, Phillip Island, Australia
Current Residence: Brooklyn, New York
Profession: Pub crawls
Favourite Footy Team: Brisbane Lions/NY Pies
How did you get involved in footy?: Too cold to surf in the winter in Victoria
What do you like most about footy?: Road trips and kickin goals
Position: Hmmmmm, as time goes on I feel I belong in the forward line.
Aspirations: Playing nationals somewhere warm and winning with the Pies.
Favourite Drink: Acai, banana, and honey smoothie
Favourite Food: Pork that falls off the bone and anything Asian and spicy
Favourite Movie: Dumb and Dumber/Euro Trip
Most Favourite Thing: Surfing in boardies
Random Piece of Info: Sunglasses don’t fit me cos my ears are too high on my head!!

**Batty has won the Golden Boot for the Pies for 2 consecutive years, although his boot isn’t the only thing that’s golden.  Unanimously, Batty has been voted best road tripper for the Pies.

Place of Birth: Adelaide, Australia
Current Residence: Brooklyn, NY
Profession: Marketing Director
Favourite Footy Team: Sturt Football Club
How did you get involved in footy?: Parents…but being Australian, it’s innate.
What do you like most about footy?: Having a kick with your mates, fitness, and having a beer afterward.
Position: half back flank
Aspirations: Win a flag with the pies
Favourite Drink: Coopers, Boags, and Barons
Favourite Food: Schnitzel and General Tso’s
Favourite Movie: Animal House
Most Favourite Thing: A footy
Random Piece of Info: I am right handed yet I find it extremely uncomfortable and unnatural to handball right handed, hence me being a left handed handballer.