Place of Birth: Unknown
Current Residence: 388 Greenwich (Citi/Work)
Profession: Investment Banker aka “Glorified Consultant” aka “I had nothing to do with the recession, I swear.”
Favourite Footy Team: Carlton Blues and the Magpies
How did you get involved in footy?: Thought it was rugby.
What do you like most about footy?: Never knowing when I might be knocked unconscious.
Position: Everything but Ruck
Aspirations: Grow a foot and a half so that I can play ruck.
Favourite Drink: VB
Favourite Food: BBQ Shapes
Favourite Movie: Troll 2 (Yes, they made one and thought it deserved a sequel.)
Most Favourite Thing: Traveling, yet I still haven’t been to Vegas…
Random Piece of Info: That picture was taken 5 minutes into my first game ever, I love this game.
**Guarino is known to be confused for an Australian…or an American. It just depends who you’re talking to.