Player Profiles
Past Player Profiles
Name: Matt “Smitty” Smith
Place of Birth: Adelaide, Australia
Current Residence: New York, NY, US
Profession: Accountant
Favourite Footy Team: Adelaide Crows
Previous Footy Experience: Craigburn ‘Cats', Blackwood ‘Woodsmen’, Ironbank ‘Thunderers’
Favourite Drink: Coopers, Jim Beam
Favourite Food: Pizza, Pavlova
Favourite Movie: Unforgiven, 89, 97 & 98 Grand Finals
Biggest Career Influence: Robert Dipierdomenico
Aspirations: Win The Whole Bloody Thing And Get Home
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 Matt “Smitty” Smith
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Tom “Tommy” Thompson
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Name: Tommy Thompson
Place of Birth: Elizabeth, NJ, US
Current Residence: Roselle Park, NJ, US
Profession: Financial Advisor
Favourite Footy Team: New York Magpies (of course)
Favourite Footy Player: Paul Roos
Previous Footy Experience: Deakin University, VIC, Australia
Favourite Drink: French Vanilla coffee
Favourite Food: Thai chicken
Favourite Movie: American Pie (“There’s something about your first piece”)
Biggest Career Influence: Henry Rollins
Aspirations: To go down as the greatest SEPO footballer in history
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Brian Jackson
New York Magpies |
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Reuben Murray
New York Magpies |
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Rhys Ryan
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Name: Ojas “OJ” “Juice” Desai
Place of Birth: Queens, NY, US
Current Residence: Long Island, NY, US
Profession: Financial Services / Bartending
Favourite Footy Team: NY Magpies
Previous Footy Experience: Fox Sports International
Favourite Drink: Coors Light
Favourite Food: Pizza & steak
Favourite Movie: Shawshank Redemption, The Delta Force
Biggest Career Influence: Parents
Aspirations: To own a bar and give up Financial Services
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Ojas “Juice” Desai
New York Magpies |
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Shane Devine
New York Magpies |
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Rob Oliver
New York Magpies |
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Rob Kelly
New York Magpies |
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Name: Doug “Dougie” Lewis
Place of Birth: Manhattan, New York, NY, United States
Current Residence: Brookly, NY, US
Profession: CPA / Private Equity
Favourite Footy Team: Sydney Swans / NY Magpies
Previous Footy Experience: Tripping over a footy and falling down a flight of stairs
Favourite Drink: Chilled glass of chocolate milk
Favourite Food: Square pizza at Spumoni Gardens in Bayridge, Brooklyn
Favourite Movie: Jaws and Star Wars
Biggest Career Influence: My family
Aspirations: To live a happy and fulfilling life, including winning as many footy games as possible and to not remember as many big nights out as Malaction
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Joe Agueci
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Name: Andrew Bridges
Place of Birth: Ballarat, Victoria, Australia
Current Residence: Hoboken, NJ, US
Profession: Still working on it
Favourite Footy Team: Essendon
Favourite Footy Player: Timmy Watson
Previous Footy Experience: North Ballarat Under 12s
Favourite Drink: VB (the very best) or Blue Powerade
Favourite Movie: Hoosiers
Biggest Career Influence: Mum and Dad, who sat through some pretty ordinary footy and basketball games
Aspirations: To win the whole bloody thing and make the boys from Penno proud
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Name: Bruce Cameron
Place of Birth: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Current Residence: New York, NY, US
Profession: Software consultant
Favourite Footy Team: Collingwood, NY Magpies & Wantima South Devils
Favourite Footy Player: Mick Gayfer
Favourite Drink: Most beer
Favourite Food: Pasta & seafood
Favourite Movie: 1990 AFL Grand Final
Biggest Career Influence: Scanlan Footy Cards & Steve “Davo you bewty” Davis
Aspirations: To remove all interstate teams from the AFL and re-establish the Saturday VFL competition
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Name: Gary “China”, “MacGyver”, “Gaz”, “Moses” Lerch
Place of Birth: Fort Wayne, Indiana, United States
Current Residence: Stamford, Connecticut, US
Profession: Financial Consultant
Favourite Footy Team: Richmond Tigers
Previous Footy Experience: One season with the Pies!
Favourite Drink: Budweiser (the REAL beer from the Czech Republic)
Favourite Food: Pizza
Favourite Movie: Caddyshack, Apocalypse Now
Biggest Career Influence: Bill Gates
Aspirations: To play a full season without getting hurt even once
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Name: Dennis Mullarkey
Place of Birth: New York, United States
Current Residence: New York, NY, US
Profession: Sit on my ass and try to look busy
Favourite Footy Team: New York Magpies
Previous Footy Experience: Played once when I was 12 after seeing footy on ESPN
Favourite Drink: Dr Pepper
Favourite Food: Whatever I can get delivered
Favourite Movie: Braveheart
Aspirations: To not be the worst player on the ground so I don’t have to spoon with Chucky
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